steve would totally use ‘password’ as his passwords for pretty much everything, that’s such a steve thing to do. i mean, the guy kept his apartment key under a brick anyone could’ve kicked over and hid the most important flash drive in a vending machine behind two packs of gum. my god steve.
*slips game of thrones reference into religious studies assignment*
The origin of the Bowl of Soup
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
Humanity, Fuck Yeah!™