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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people…

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

splattersmudge:

fuckyourfreckles:

Observe my superior child watching skills.

THOSE NOISES ARE NOT HUMAN

(Source: tacobelligerent)

magicalnaturetour:

A female lion, Lemon, picks up one of her three cubs at the Cali Zoo February 11 2013. Lemon gave birth to three clubs in captivity at the Zoo on January 18, 2013. REUTERS/Jaime Saldarriaga via The Daily Beast

magicalnaturetour:

A female lion, Lemon, picks up one of her three cubs at the Cali Zoo February 11 2013. Lemon gave birth to three clubs in captivity at the Zoo on January 18, 2013. REUTERS/Jaime Saldarriaga via The Daily Beast

booksarepeopletoo:

OHMYGAWD BABY BE MINE?!

(Source: heartsandmagic)

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

(Source: 4GIFs)

phototoartguy:

Eating wolf II (by Tambako the Jaguar)

phototoartguy:

Eating wolf II (by Tambako the Jaguar)

jessielightyear:

gadgetorious:


Harriet Potter

You look just like your mother, but you have your father’s eyes.

I wonder how people would react to Snape’s treatment of this character. Because if the main reason Snape hated Harry was because he looked so much like James and reminded Snape of James, then he would have adored this girl and worshiped her, trying to either make up or to ‘love’ Lily through her. He would have offered to help her with homework, let her slack off a little when she was having a rough week, basically completely abuse his position of power over her because of his obsession with her mother But I mean, Snape loved Lily so that would totally be okay… right? 

jessielightyear:

gadgetorious:

Harriet Potter

You look just like your mother, but you have your father’s eyes.

I wonder how people would react to Snape’s treatment of this character. Because if the main reason Snape hated Harry was because he looked so much like James and reminded Snape of James, then he would have adored this girl and worshiped her, trying to either make up or to ‘love’ Lily through her. He would have offered to help her with homework, let her slack off a little when she was having a rough week, basically completely abuse his position of power over her because of his obsession with her mother 

But I mean, Snape loved Lily so that would totally be okay… right? 

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

raychleadele:

mymodernmet:

Professional sculptor Stefanie Rocknak beat out 265 other artists from 42 states and 13 countries to create a sculpture honoring author and poet Edgar Allan Poe that will be displayed in Boston, Poe’s birthplace. A five-member artist selection committee decided on Rocknak’s stunning work that shows Poe with a suitcase in hand and a raven in front of him.

No wonder she won, holy butts, look at that majestic creature.